Starting today, I’m announcing a new service offering…
Bacon as a Service, or BaaS for short.
You will only pay for the Bacon that you consume. If you require different flavours of Bacon based on your requirements, we can provide you with that Bacon at tiered pricing.
If you consume significant amounts of Bacon. We will lower the price as you consume more during that time period, making use of economies of scale.
If you prefer to bring your own Bacon, we allow that as well, providing griddle space and power to cook your Bacon. Because you’re bringing your own Bacon, the cost is less, but there’s still a cost associated with it as you’re using our infrastructure.
We look forward to serving you the finest Bacon. Please provide comments as you see fit below.